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Examples of Absurd Holocau$t Claims

Postby friedrich braun » 1 decade 6 years ago (Sat Nov 29, 2003 5:18 am)

I love posting this info, it always puts a smile on my face :D , and to think that you can do hard time for questioning this nutbag junk in many western countries.

The Value of Testimony and Confessions Concerning the Holocaust

6. Examples of Absurd Claims Regarding the Alleged National Socialist Genocide[355]

child surviving six gassings in a gas chamber that never existed;[356]

woman survived three gassings because Nazis kept running out of gas;[357]

fairy tale of a bear and an eagle in a cage, eating one Jew per day;[358]

mass graves expelling geysers of blood;[359]

erupting and exploding mass graves;[360]

soap production from human fat with imprint "RIF " – ‘Reine Juden Seife’ (pure Jewish soap), solemn burial of soap;[361]

the SS made sausage in the crematoria out of human flesh (‘RIW’– ‘Reine Juden Wurst’?);[362]

lampshades, book covers, driving gloves for SS officers, saddles, riding breeches, house slippers, and ladies handbags of human skin;[363]

pornographic pictures on canvasses made of human skin;[364]

mummified human thumbs were used as light switches in the house of Ilse Koch, wife of KL commander Koch (Buchenwald);[365]

production of shrunken heads from bodies of inmates;[366]

acid or boiling-water baths to produce human skeletons;[367]

muscles cut from the legs of executed inmates contracted so strongly that they made the buckets jump about;[368]

an SS-father potshooting babies thrown into the air while 9-year old SS-daughter applauds and shrieks: "Papa, do it again; do it again, Papa!"[369]

Jewish children used by Hitler-Youth for target practice;[370]

wagons disappearing on an incline into the underground crematoria in Auschwitz (such facilities never existed);[371]

forcing prisoners to lick stairs clean, and collect garbage with their lips;[372]

injections into the eyes of inmates to change their eye color;[373]

first artificially fertilize women at Auschwitz, then gas them;[374]

torturing people in specially mass-produced "torture boxes" made by Krupp;[375]
torturing people by shooting at them with wooden bullets to make them talk;[376]

smacking people with special spanking machines;[377]

killing by drinking a glass of liquid hydrogen cyanide (which, scientifically considered, evaporates quickly and would endanger those who pouring it into said glass);[378]

killing people with poisoned soft drinks;[379]

underground mass extermination in enormous rooms, by means of high voltage electricity;[380]

blast 20,000 Jews into the twilight zone with atomic bombs;[381]

killing in vacuum chamber, hot steam or chlorine gas;[382]

mass murder in hot steam chamber;[383]

mass murder by tree cutting: forcing people to climb trees, then cutting the trees down;[384]

killing a boy by forcing him to eat sand;[385]

gassing Soviet POWs in a quarry;[386]

gas chambers on wheels in Treblinka, which dumped their victims directly into burning pits; delayed-action poison gas that allowed the victims to leave the gas chambers and walk to the mass graves by themselves;[387]

rapid-construction portable gas chamber sheds;[388]

beating people to death, then carrying out autopsies to see why they died;[389]

introduction of Zyklon gas into the gas chambers of Auschwitz through shower heads or from steel bottles;[390]

electrical conveyor-belt executions;[391]

bashing people’s brains in with a pedal-driven brain-bashing machine while listening to the radio;[392]

cremation of bodies in blast furnaces;[393]

cremation of human bodies using no fuel at all;[394]

skimming off boiling human fat from open-air cremation fires;[395]
mass graves containing hundreds of thousands of bodies, removed without a trace within a few weeks; a true miracle of improvisation on the part of the Germans;[396]

killing 840,000 Russian POWs at Sachsenhausen, and burning the bodies in 4 portable ovens;[397]

removal of corpses by means of blasting, i.e., blowing them up;[398]

SS bicycle races in the gas chamber of Birkenau;[399]

out of pity for complete strangers – a Jewish mother and her child – an SS-man leaps into the gas chamber voluntarily at the last second in order to die with them;[400]

blue haze after gassing with hydrogen cyanide (which is colorless);[401]

singing of national anthems and the Communist International by the victims in the gas chamber; evidence of atrocity propaganda of Communist origin;[402]

a twelve-year old boy giving an impressive and heroic speech in front of the other camp children before being ‘gassed’;[403]

filling the mouths of victims with cement to prevent them from singing patriotic or communist songs.[404]

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Postby Hannover » 1 decade 6 years ago (Sat Nov 29, 2003 6:06 am)

I got your absurdity right here.
- H.

Saved by the keyhole

(at the Flossenburg camp)

"I stayed in the hospital for three days and had good food and a rest.
The S.S. would come in twice a day and take away some men. A few
times they would come past my bed, but they would take the man next to me.
Then one evening, a lot of S.S. walked into the room and they ordered
us to follow them. They ordered us into a room and locked the door. I
heard a noise like a snake hissing, and then I heard the slave laborers
shouting, "They are gassing us!" I smelled an awful odor. Some of the
men dropped dead. The rest of us ran around the room cursing the
I couldn't take it much longer and ran to the door and took hold of the
knob and tried to open it. The door was locked. The smell of the gas
got stronger. I coughed, and choked, and put my face to the keyhole and
kept inhaling a little air from the outside. We had been in the room
for about five minutes when I heard them outside the door talking in
German. "Let's see if some of them are still alive." I went away from
the keyhole and the door opened. For some reason which I could never
figure out, God had saved me from the gas chamber. The S.S. shouted
for us to go out. There were only five of us still alive; sixty lay behind,
dead. As soon as we came outside and breathed the fresh air, the S.S.
started to beat us. They chased us to a railroad station into boxcars
and closed the doors on us. In the boxcar I lay down on the floor. I
was bewildered. I couldn't figure it out. Why hadn't the S.S. murderers
finished the job in the gas room? No, I couldn't figure these things

from: 'Death Was Our Destiny',p.49-50, by Arnold Friedman,
Vantage Press, 1972.
If it can't happen as alleged, then it didn't.

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Postby friedrich braun » 1 decade 6 years ago (Sat Nov 29, 2003 6:19 am)

Why hadn't the S.S. murderers finished the job in the gas room? No, I couldn't figure these things out".

:lol: :lol: :lol:

It really sounds like satire.

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